“No comment” means that Mrs. Kelsey, who brags on social media of her personal and the company’s business “transparency,” doesn’t want anyone digging deeper into her baby box business. That her baby box enterprise set-up is horizontal–that it not only manufactures the boxes but manufactures the moral panic that manufactures lawmakers’ and the public’s enthusiasm to install the boxes that are seldom used to remedy a manufactured epidemic (discarded newborns) that doesn’t exist.
Guest Bloggers Xena and Gus: Safe Haven Baby Boxes– The Game
Our human came across something online that was supposed to be a game. She figured out the premise and commenced her own hissing and spitting. She unfortunately shut down the page in disgust before getting the name of either the game or the developer. The game starts out with the avatar of a young woman with a child standing beside her and a baby in her arms. The beginning choice is whether she puts the baby in a baby box in front of her or keeps it to make a life for the 3 of them. Yes/No in the starkest of terms.
Nebraska Baby Box Bill: Adoption Lawyer Says What????
I haven’t traveled much, but here in Corpus Christi, I’ ‘ve never seen a “desperate” pregnant woman or new mother place an ad in the paper or Facebook or standing at the intersection of South Staples and South Padre Island Drive holding a sign PLEASE ADOPT MY BABY. Believe me, it is not that difficult to put your kid into the grabby-hands of the adoption mill. Especially if it’s brand new.
Arkansas: Safe Haven Baby Boxes Contradicts Their Own Facts
Truth is: there is no newborn discard epidemic in Arkansas. Since 2017, according to SHBB’s own statistics. 4 discard cases were reported.
Fun at Safe Haven Baby Boxes
Now, I believe that SHBB Inc founder and CEO Monica Kelsey actually cares about these babies. She may love them. It’s not an act. She sometimes refers to them as “my babies.” She fantasizes occasionally that someday one of these (grateful) kids will grow up and take over the baby box company when she retires. Frankly, I don’t see her ever retiring because it’s much more fun and easier than her former job of firefighter/EMT, and there’s lots of free travel thanks to other people’s dimes.
Save Haven Baby Boxes are Amenities?
Here I thought amenities were Scotch in the refrigerator, a fluffy monogrammed bathrobe in the closet, and free toiletries, breakfasts, and gym at the Hyatt. Hershey’s Nuggets on the pillow are also nice. Godiva Truffles, better.
Just When You Think Safe Haven Baby Boxes Inc Can’t Get More Absurd–Panhandling for AAA Batteries
.something was missing. Mrs Kelsey forgot to add that AAA batteries are needed to operate the light packs. Always one to turn someone else’s buck into her own, she came back and asked for battery donations. Order them from Amazon, wrap up your extras, and drop them in the mail.
Hup 2..3..4..Hup 2..3..4..Safe Haven Baby Boxes are Marching into Kentucky
Currently, 19 Safe Haven Baby Boxes are operating in Kentucky, but that is about to change BIG TIME! Safe Haven Baby Boxes on the march! WRTB-TV reports, according to Monica Kelsey, Founder and CEO of Safe Haven Baby Boxes, that by the end of the year, that number will reach a crackin’ 34.
Safe Haven Baby Boxes Spreading Like a Virus. Here is What Boxers See for the Future
That’s 80 new boxes on the way spreading like a virus.
It’s one thing to speculate. Another to see it in actual writing, even if we’ve already written that 10 boxes are scheduled for Alabama’s near future. San Antonio, Texas plans to have 10-12 soon! Yes, you read that right! 10-12 baby boxes in one city! A blog about that is forthcoming.
Wisconsin Gets a Safe Haven Baby Box Bill. Let’s Stop It!
Just when it looked like the legislative season might come to a well-deserved end, except for a couple of bills that don’t seem to be going much of anywhere, along comes Wisconsin.