The piece de resistance was reserved for JJ Steinmetz whose bathroom habits (as I predicted), were discussed at length ending in an “argument” about who clogged the office toilet more–JJ or Mrs Kelsey–and the number of flushes required to get it all down the drain.
Would You Box Your Your Baby with This Person? Part 2
By the end of the evening, SHBB Inc had gotten over 1 million followers on TikTok, which says something about the rotting of the American mind. Here is Mrs. Kelsey’s reaction to breaking 1 million and that rot.
Safe Haven Baby Boxes Inc YouTube Series Debuts August 6. Making Baby Abandonment Entertaining for Fun and Profit
Just when we think that Safe Haven Baby Boxes Inc’s exploitation, commodification, and commercialization of boxed and abandoned newborns and the so-called dangerous plight of “desperate mothers” can’t get any worse, along comes “Baby Boxes” Season 1. The YouTube streaming 7-episode “reality series” stars peripatetic SHBB Inc founder/ CEO Monica Kelsey and her band of merry baby boxers. Guest appearances of “saved” infants and their new forever families bearing witness to the success of Mrs. Kelsey’s self-esteem-raising project aka “Purpose through Pain,” are included. And think of the monetization possibilities!
Our Friend Sarah Takes Down Safe Haven Baby Boxes: Boxes Turn Murders into Heroes?
Her TikTok stitch “Back on shbb bullshit” ” is a glorious succinct takedown of the abandonment box company’s spurious but core claim that women in “crisis pregnancies” default to abusing or murdering their newborns unless they can anonymously dump them in a nearby box so generously furnished by SHBB Inc. and then walk away cleansed of their homicidal tendencies; converted and valorized as a “good mothers.”
Safe Haven Baby Boxes Inc Reminds Us Again: Adoptees Don’t Matter. A Disjointed Diatribe
In other words, (we already know this!) boxed babies, and by extension, adopted people, aren’t part of the Safe Haven Baby Boxes Inc equation and plan other than to serve as window dressing. We are things to be dealt with, to be fixed, to be objectified and fetishized, and then shuffled off to Buffalo reborn invisible and silent. The baby box gangbangers clearly put a lot of work into making us look irrelevant
Safe Haven Baby Boxes’ Monica Kelsey: F-Bombing One F at a Time
My favorite Kelsey throwaway is “I love Jesus, but I like to cuss.” Her truism is emblazoned on selected SHBB Inc merch including fund-raising tumblers. It’s amusing since at about the same frequency as her “cussing” she reminds us that she is doing God’s work and that Jesus walks beside her. She has regular convos with both.
Stop Safe Haven Baby Boxes Now!: Press Inquiries and Citations Page
Our “official” Press Inquiries/Citations page is up (under the Home tab). It includes an explanation of why adoptee voices must be heard to stop this miscarriage of justice and rights, as well as a list/links/excerpts of our media citations. These include The Daily Beast, Stateline, The New Republic, and The New Yorker. Even the John Birch Society gave us a plug in The New American Magazine. Boy, that was weird!
Gotcha! Safe Haven Baby Box Happy Dance
What kind of person orchestrates and celebrates the destruction of a family and the stripping away of a soon- to-be-adopted newborn of her identity, history, family, and civil rights?
The Safe Haven Baby Box Factory Explained: Use It!
There is no doubt, however, that the baby box company owns the newborn abandonment industry: from concept to baby box legislation to box blessing to baby dropping–and beyond. Note Mrs. Kelsey’s porn wall-of-fame pictures of herself and “her” so-called “saved babes” she uses to pimp her program except in Kansas where she is barred by law from even being informed if a drop takes place… A couple of years ago the company ditched the kitchen table, acquired an office/small factory space, and took over production of its baby boxes, making its control of the movement complete.
Safe Haven Baby Boxes Inc Gets its First Dead Mother
Monica Kelsey, founder and CEO of Safe Haven Baby Boxes Inc went on TikTok to announce that the anonymous biological mother of one of her boxed babies has died of an overdose.
This mother needed real help.
Not a baby box.