November is National Adoption Awareness Month , and I am posting every day on my main blog Daily Bastardette., then re-posting appropriate blogs to here or Bastard Nation. This blog was posted originally on DB on November 13, 2024. Earlier this week, the Safe Haven Baby Boxes Inc Facebook page posted this chart with the […]
Anonymity Matters, Adoptees Don’t: A Short Rant on Safe Haven Baby Boxes Inc Images
Does this image make you sick to your stomach, grind your teeth, go for the nearest ax handle?
Safe Haven Baby Boxes = Prosperity???
How in the world does a baby abandonment box “reinforce community prosperity,” unless one is crass enough to suggest that local Poors donate their newborns to local Privilegeds in order to create a higher economic lifestyle for themselves? (It’s not like we haven’t heard that one before!
Kentucky Lawmakers Force Public Schools to Advertise Safe Haven Baby Box Hotline
The state, however, has no business posting and encouraging minors to contact a privately operated million-dollar corporation/Christian ministry that manufactures and leases Safe Haven BabyBoxes to discuss their teen callers’ pregnancies and “alternatives” to safe standard pregnancy care, delivery, and aftercare–standards that reject concealment of pregnancy and birth and how to legally and anonymously dispose of their newborns via their Safe Haven Baby Box program
Tennessee Safe Haven Baby Box Advocates Offer Dumbest Reasons Yet for Boxes
I’ve read some pretty obtuse discussions on Safe Haven Baby Box need and efficacy, but Sullivan County, Tennessee, wins the Blue Ribbon. A place where alleged mean girl gossip and unresolved personal issues of smalltown politicians force the passage of absurd and harmful public policy decisions.
No, I Wasn’t in Jail: My Unplanned SSHBBN Vacation
I planned originally to call this blog “Commies Gave Me Covid” since through the entire march no matter where I was situated in the mob there was a communist drum corps non-stop beating their drums and chanting, something like, “We want Revolution. Communism is the Solution.” I’m sure Gazans appreciated the sentiment. Not! I
Review. Baby Boxes: the Reality Show, Episode 1: An Evening of Narcissism and Bathroom “Humor” But Where’s the Babies?
The piece de resistance was reserved for JJ Steinmetz whose bathroom habits (as I predicted), were discussed at length ending in an “argument” about who clogged the office toilet more–JJ or Mrs Kelsey–and the number of flushes required to get it all down the drain.
Would You Box Your Your Baby with This Person? Part 2
By the end of the evening, SHBB Inc had gotten over 1 million followers on TikTok, which says something about the rotting of the American mind. Here is Mrs. Kelsey’s reaction to breaking 1 million and that rot.
Safe Haven Baby Boxes Inc YouTube Series Debuts August 6. Making Baby Abandonment Entertaining for Fun and Profit
Just when we think that Safe Haven Baby Boxes Inc’s exploitation, commodification, and commercialization of boxed and abandoned newborns and the so-called dangerous plight of “desperate mothers” can’t get any worse, along comes “Baby Boxes” Season 1. The YouTube streaming 7-episode “reality series” stars peripatetic SHBB Inc founder/ CEO Monica Kelsey and her band of merry baby boxers. Guest appearances of “saved” infants and their new forever families bearing witness to the success of Mrs. Kelsey’s self-esteem-raising project aka “Purpose through Pain,” are included. And think of the monetization possibilities!
Our Friend Sarah Takes Down Safe Haven Baby Boxes: Boxes Turn Murders into Heroes?
Her TikTok stitch “Back on shbb bullshit” ” is a glorious succinct takedown of the abandonment box company’s spurious but core claim that women in “crisis pregnancies” default to abusing or murdering their newborns unless they can anonymously dump them in a nearby box so generously furnished by SHBB Inc. and then walk away cleansed of their homicidal tendencies; converted and valorized as a “good mothers.”