Should Stop Safe Haven Baby Boxes Change its Slogan from Safe Haven Baby Boxes: dangerous, unethical, anti-family, and anti-adoptee to…

This is just the best definition of Safe Haven Baby Boxes that we’ve ever seen. We missed it when it was published and found it today while looking for something unrelated.

Diana Finaegan, Citrus County. Florida, Commissioner (District 2):

“I think putting a baby in a box is completely unethical. To me, it’s a little disgusting. It’s like dropping off a urine sample.”

…Florida Politics, February 6, 2024

Bwaaaa!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!

Unfortunately, the Commish’s colleagues disagreed with her astute analysis and voted in favor of a box 4-1. Eight months later a box opened in Crystal River, but sadly, no little wanderer has dropped in yet.

This got the PB (Putative Boss) and me thinking. Should we change our slogan from:

Safe Haven Baby Boxes : dangerous, unethical, anti-family, and anti-adoptee

to

Safe Haven Baby Boxes turn piss tests into adoptees

or

Safe Haven Baby Boxes make baby abandonment as easy as a piss test

or the more civil:

Drop a urine sample in a box; drop a baby in a box. It’s all the same.

Or do you have something cleverer and more meaningful to suggest.?

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